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1-3 part 2
STFU EVA
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Umineko Episode 1-3: Cat Fight! (part deux)


Battler Ushiromiya is not amused


WARNING: THIS SATIRICAL LOOK ON THE EPISODE WILL SPOIL YOU FOR FUTURE EPISODES AND FOR THE GAME IN GENERAL. THIS IS MEANT TO BE SOMETHING FOR GAME READERS TO POKE FUN AT.

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But as Maria watched her beloved plug, something was happening!

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Meanwhile the main characters were talking.


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THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY FAMILIAR.

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No Maria, they never do.

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Damn mom, you're cramping our style! Gtfo!

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Parents: Ruining your talks about a murderer killing off your family since forever.

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No mechas, Kanon :U

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Eva about to go in detective mode!

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I swear if Eva spoils me for the next episode I'll kill her myself :|!

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I probably spelled hinge wrong. Oh well.

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THAT PAPER IS IN BLOCKBUSTER MOVIES YOU KNOW!

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*GASP* CAN IT BE?

YES IT IS.

IT'S STORY TIME, WITH EVA USHIROMIYA!!!

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HEY WHOSE INTERRUPTING THE STORY?!


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THIS ISN'T A TYPO.

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Kinzo didn't lose his entire family in an earthquake.

He showed them who the boss was and shot them in the face!~

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INTELLIGENT TALK BY INTELLIGENT WOMEN. THIS REMINDS ME OF THE VIEW.

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NATSUHI ABOUT TO BRING IT!

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You tell him Natsuhi!

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NOW IT'S STORY TIME, WITH BATTLER USHIROMIYA.

HIS STORIES AREN'T COOL ENOUGH TO BE BOLDED.

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At this point in watching the show I had to stop for three minutes so I could laugh.

Are you serious?

They actually showed him hiding under his bed XD!!

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OH SHI- HERE COMES THE PHOENIX WRIGHT MANEUVER.

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Yeah Battler! Getting us all excited over nothing.


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Battler's coolness is an unstoppable force against bitches!

With that the talking ended.

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Whats his face is such a jerk.

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Eva is so moe when she's not being a total bitch.

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Bow chika wow wow




Some time later, it's dinner time!

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Eva and Hideyoshi are obviously not answering because they don't want anymore of that gross mackerel ;o; Jerks.

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FFFFF, PLOT TWIST.


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THEY DON'T WANT ANY MACKEREL, GENJI.

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REJECTED.

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AND SO KANON AND KUMASAWA GO TO OPEN THE DOOR, WHILE GENJI PAINTS THE MAGICAL CIRCLE GOES TO INFORM THE OTHERS.

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NO. NOT THE OBLIGATORY BITCH.

WHO WILL WE SUSPECT BECAUSE THEY'RE A JERK NOWW?????

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HIDEYOSHI FANSERVICE >>>>>>> SHANNON AND JESSICA FANSERVICE

LOOK AT THOSE MANBOOBS.

DAMN, NOW I SEE WHAT EVA SAW IN HIM!~



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Beatrice digs it.


EPILOGUE

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THE END.

And for those who didn't see:

IT'S BERN-CHAAAAAN! Her last face is so cute ;o;~ Happiness.
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Just found about this journal, I love it, though I hate photobucket for screwing the first two episodes so I can't see the satirical look T_T

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